Draco Malfoy

Now…I’m used to being stared at wherever I go, but now people are just following me.  It creeped me out for a little bit, until I realized I am just so gorgeous that people would be crazy NOT to follow me.

putitinmesnape:

My hubby

At least someone appreciates my hotness!

I know he is my godfather and all…but Salazar’s balls this man is SEXY!

thegreatgrog:

stopthatdoor:

emptyjournalsong:

hagrids-butt-crack:

porncat:

loveviamaddie:

wholelottadicks:

[image: “The job of the protagonist in the last movie you watched is now what you do as a career forever.”]

curewell:

gwenfrankenstien:

pinkie-pi:

I’m Goku…that’s a career.

I’m Count Dracula

im the fifth element

im the runaways

I’m Dr. frankenfurter.

I’m a Special Forces Soldier

I’m a fucking viking.

I’m a ginger monk looking for a cure to the Black Plague. 

The dark fucking lord. FUCK YES. B| I knew I was a god damn wizard, although technically it was a real movie, just an animated short. xD

I’m a motherfucking GOD. FUCK YES. All I gotta do is help run shit in Valhalla and find my Earth woman. YES. Best job ever.

Funnily enough I end up being the most powerful wizard ever.  Eat that Scarhead!

(Source: astroextensionist)

Aren’t we beautiful?